> Top Ten Reasons why computers are MALE
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> 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
> 9. A better model is always just around the corner.
> 8. They look nice and clean and shiny until you bring them home.
> 7. It's always necessary to have a backup.
> 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
> 5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
> 4. In order to get their attention, you have to first turn them on.
> 3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
> 2. Big power surges knock them down for the whole night.
> 1. Size does matter.
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> Top Ten reasons why computers are FEMALE
> > 10. Picky, picky, picky.
> 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
> 8. Beauty is only shell deep.
> 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."
> 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
> 5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
> 4. Smalltalk is important.
> 3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
> 2 They make you take the garbage out.
> 1. Miss just one period and they go nuts.